My Ships

The ever present question on Tumblr:

“So, who do you ship?”

(OTP’S ARE BOLD AND CAPS)

Here be slash…

Glee:

  • Brittana
  • Puckleberry
  • Zizeman (Or whatever that ship name is)
  • St. Berry
  • KLAINE IS ENDGAME
  • Finn/Quinn
  • Asian Power Tina/Mike
  • Jacob Ben Israel/Tender Crook of His Elbow
  • Artie/FOREVER ALONE
  • Will/Go Fuck Yourself
  • Emma/Carl
  • Terri/Psych Ward
  • Warblers/Big Musical Orgy

Buffy The Vampire Slayer/Angel The Series:

  • SPUFFY
  • Pre-scary!Willow/Tara
  • Giles/Jenny
  • Anya/Spike (occasionally my crackship)
  • Xander/Faith
  • Kennedy can go jump off a cliff
  • Wesley/Lilah
  • Lindsey/human!Darla
  • Cordelia/Doyle
  • Angel is FOREVER ALONE
  • I don’t really ship anyone else…

Firefly:

  • RAYNE
  • Simon/Kaylee
  • Mal/Inara
  • Zoe/Wash

Harry Potter (Warning, I have the WEIRDEST HP Ships EVER):

  • HERMIONE/SNAPE
  • SNAPE/LILY
  • Ginny/Draco
  • Blaise/Draco
  • Blaise/Luna
  • Ron/non-bitchy-or-evil-Pansy
  • Sirius/Remus
  • Dean/Seamus
  • Blaise/Seamus
  • BLAISE/ANYTHING THAT MOVES
  • Harry is forever alone, sorry.

Merlin:

  • MERTHUR
  • Gwen/Lancelot
  • Gwen/Gwaine
  • Gwen/Sir Leon
  • Gwen/Is A ‘Ho
  • Morgana/Merlin hate sex
  • Sir Leon/Anything that moves

Supernatural:

  • WINCEST
  • DESTIAL
  • WINCESTIAL
  • BIG OLE ORGIES FOR EVERYONE

True Blood:

  • ERIC/SOOKIE
  • ERIC/GODRIC
  • ERIC/GODRIC/SOOKIE
  • ERIC IS A BIG VIKING SLUT
  • Lafayette/Jesus
  • Tara/Sam
  • Jessica/Hoyt
  • Pam/Jason
  • Pam/Anyone
  • Maxine Fortenberry/Wii

Doctor Who:

  • Nine/Jack
  • Nine/Rose
  • Nine/Jack/Rose
  • Jack/Rose
  • Ten/Rose
  • Ten/Master
  • Ten/Jack
  • Ten/Jack/Rose
  • Eleven/Master
  • Eleven/Jack
  • Eleven/River
  • Eleven/River/Jack
  • Eleven/Rose
  • Eleven/Amy
  • Eleven/Amy/Rory
  • Amy/Rory
  • Yah, basically The Doctor is a big ‘ho bag. Whateva.

Those are really the only things that I, like, HARDCORE ship for. But I will tell you if I like a ship if you ask me.