Now it’s going to be a ridiculously long lecture…
Oh Church of England
Can I just say that I was totally waiting for the priest to say “MAWWIGE. MAWWIGE IS WHAT BWINGS US TOGEVVAH TODAY. WUV, TWUE WUV…”
WILLIAM JUST MOUTHED ‘YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL’
UGH UGH MY HEART OMG SO MAGICAL OMG
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I CAN’T FUCKING TAKE THIS
AKDAHKFJDALDSAFHDAKJKLAFJHJAJBDNKS
why is the 28 year old prince of england in possession of a bald spot?
if they hide hugh laurie’s for house, you think they’d figgen fix it for the royal wedding.
just saying
PREACH
hey, he’s proud of his bald spot and not afraid to show it
YOU GO GURL
YOU BE BALD AND BE FREE
NO TOUPEE’S FOR YOU WILLS
YOU LET THE BREEZE FLOW ACROSS YOUR BALDING ROYAL HEAD
Besides, I bet Kate thinks its cute, and rubs it for good luck, and plants a kiss on his bald spot every day before they go out to face the paparazzi and she has named it Gerald and makes fun of him but he doesn’t care~~~~
