Welp, I was going to bed and then I accidentally porn everywhere…
I just get so angry about the word ‘normal’.
Basically, as much I am all for fat acceptance and fat pride, I really couldn’t give a shit if there is an ANIMATED plus-size person.
There are more REAL plus-sized role models that I would like to be put further into public view.
I think I’m going to make a post about weight and sizes and stuff soon. It will be SRS BZNS.
But not tonight.
Tonight I am far too emotionally traumatized stil from TGTAKM and I am tired.
IT’S BEEN 5 YEARS, BUT I ACTUALLY FINISHED GUTTING IT AND CLEANING IT
I’ve been putting it off for so long.
The official count of bags full of trash removed was 16 1/2
SIXTEEN AND A HALF
There are still baskets of books I need to go through and decide what I’m giving away, and I need to clean out my book case and the two dressers, but I can actually see parts of my floor that haven’t seen the light of day in YEARS.
And oh god I have missed my bed so much, I am finally sleeping on my bed for the first time in two weeks.
It will be delicious
Had a beer.
- Touched a real gun.
- Done drugs.
Write on a bathrom wall.
Read a George Orwell book.
Got into a fist fight.
Been in a car accident.
Been allergic to something.
- Been pregnant.
Swam in the ocean.
- Meet someone online in person.
- Failed a class for the year.
- Repeated a grade.
- Skipped a grade.
Read an entire book.
- Been in love.
- Been cheated on.
- Cheated on someone.
- Did something sexual with someone of the same sex.
Had a cavity..
- Had my license..
- Attempted suicide.
Cried for an hour straight.
Got separated from my parents as a kid.
Broken a bone.
Gotten stung by a bee.
Threw up from being so drunk.
- Had to put a pet to sleep.
- Fell for a best friend.
- Moved out.
- Ran away.
Teased my brother/sister.
Been to a hospital.
- Been skinny dipping.
- Been married.
- Had a divorce.
This is rather liberating.
why is the 28 year old prince of england in possession of a bald spot?
if they hide hugh laurie’s for house, you think they’d figgen fix it for the royal wedding.
hey, he’s proud of his bald spot and not afraid to show it
YOU GO GURL
YOU BE BALD AND BE FREE
NO TOUPEE’S FOR YOU WILLS
YOU LET THE BREEZE FLOW ACROSS YOUR BALDING ROYAL HEAD
Besides, I bet Kate thinks its cute, and rubs it for good luck, and plants a kiss on his bald spot every day before they go out to face the paparazzi and she has named it Gerald and makes fun of him but he doesn’t care~~~~
Okay, so I left my good easter-y orange at school and that bright pink on the white is bothering me, and so is the other white, but, yah…
Learn some manners and suck it up if you happen to see something on your dash. Or, be proactive and just avoid tumblr until a download link arrives. It’s not that hard.
IDEC who gets mad at me about this.
COME AT ME BRO.
#do you ever wonder if authors are creating worlds that actually exist with all of these characters living and breathing? #and that you are a character living your own story and someone is reading it right now? #and they can skip forward to the end of the book and know what happens to you later but you’re still living it so you don’t know? #like whoa
I used to think that my life was a bedtime story that these monster parents were reading to their monster kids and that they knew everything and could see me and stuff.
But then I was like, what a SHITTY bed time story…